Category Archives: funny stuff

not really serious written to amuse not confuse

King shit


I’ve got tons of interest I’m a king looking for a few good kings and queens I’m controversial like Prince I mean I’m on some Casanova type shit Today hot & heavy Tomorrow ice man All I do is spill … Continue reading

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10 things for you


In response to Jennifer Falu 1 I wear suits for you 2 I drive to Texas for you an you know I’m a east coast brother 3 I get fishtails in my mid back length hair, I’m tender headed this … Continue reading

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Caffeine pony


2 packets hot cocoa powder Substitute coffee for water 2 spoons of cream Ride on sweet pony Sarsaprilla chaser 3 aleve for the caffeine o.d. New colors abound So pretty My head hurts My body’s sore I’m going down Houston … Continue reading

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Let me


Tapout for me Catch a cramp from pleasure If I lick your name If you tremble or convulse Will you scream If my hands Traverse every peak an valley Will you mind if I basejump? Can I swim in your … Continue reading

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Frosted flakes


She want me to eat her ass Like groceries I need her to be clean like hospital If you gonna pull up in the ghost An still my man… You might  be ghost Haunting motel rooms So you have a  … Continue reading

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Recipe for better


Step 1 vent to someone awesome  (emw you rock gurl) Step 2 change your scenery (I changed clothes and went out) Step 3 good music (if you’re like me, I suggest  upbeat or lyrics you dig) Step 4 get a … Continue reading

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Rent riff


This ballad is for the dreamers This is for the last callers This is for the  last hit for the roach One last charge as the light sneaks out In this life Chance an fate are the only outliers Game … Continue reading

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