dear jake from scandal

Sir I need you to stay in your place
you are Queen Liv’s side nigga,
as you said you are a kept man
you are not Mr. you’re gonna travel for my pipe game
know your place.
you are the side nigga
the queen has options
more powerful men who make her feel so special
i.e. Fitz AKA POTUS AKA White Chocolate AKA Tongue Game AKA Fuckboy AKA Mellie’s Punching Bag.
she has men proposing to her,
falling to their knees asking for her hand in marriage
she has options and does not need your sex.
Queen Liv is a queen
but in case you forgot her father is the black Lord Tywin
Daddy Pope as you know don’t fuck round,
she is the best protected woman in DC.
for all you might do Jake she is Still Olivia Pope
she slays dragons
ends terrorist plots
wrecks shops on fuckboys (like you)
she is THE gladiator
all she does is WIN.
Jake what do you do besides kill her friends
and make moves to out her dad
Jake you a side nigga
living in side nigga heaven
do as you’re told
come when she calls
and above all else
jake listen closely
above all else
DO NOT ever try to be her main nigga.
with all shade and joy
-dreads

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